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I've passed the threshold of my third decade and am pushing through with little or no interruption. I'm a designer at a paper in Northern California - formerly of North Carolina, but always Texan by birth. I have a beautiful wife, Sarah and a cat named Bob.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Tripping out on the way to The Wedding...

















Ok. So we're supposed to be close to landing at D/FW airport at this moment.

Obviously The Wife and I aren't.

Instead we're sitting at home watching Game 2 of the Miami-Chicago NBA playoffs. Why you ask?

Take a look at the map (you can click it to make it bigger). The Wife and I are way over there on the left in San Jose. The pre-wedding festivities for our friends Chris and Tiffany (hereby listed as "The Couple" and the festivities listed as "The Wedding") are way over there on the right. In between: scary red boxes.

Those little red boxes were so scary that "The Folks that Make Decisions" at Mineta/San Jose International Airport rescheduled our flight there twice today. After the second delay, Sarah and I decided not to press our luck (the "Folks Behind the Counter" couldn't promise we'd make our connection). So we opted out for a flight early Wednesday morning in hopes of reaching "The Wedding" by early tomorrow evening. We'll see.

But the fun didn't stop at our rescheduling. When we asked about our checked luggage, the "Folks Behind the Counter" said to go to baggage claim, it would be 10 minutes.

It was two hours. Talk about a good start to the trip.

Wish us luck tomorrow. I promise pictures and stuff when we return.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

And then there was a dance (Part 2)

Continued from Part 1. Catch up HERE (about half way down page).

FLASH

Her Mom expected her home by possibly noon. My Dad ordered me home by 1:30 a.m. … “And not one second later.” Both parents were serious. Her mother — either generous and very cool or weird and very dumb — lent us the keys to her shiny, new Ford Explorer so I could drive a group of our (her) friends to the nearest big town for a fancy (over-priced) pre-prom dinner. Meanwhile my parents allotted me an extra 30 minutes of curfew and the promise that my father would be sitting at the corner of our street in a lawn chair waiting for me if I missed the allotted time. He was serious. He’d done it before.

I parked my car in front of her large, beautiful home, paused for a moment, started to hyperventilate, caught my breath and then quickly made for her front door. Once there I paused for a moment, started to hyperventilate, caught my breath, looked at the slight reflection of myself in the door’s glass and then knocked gently on the pane. My heart was beating so fast I felt as though I would hurl on my black tuxedo. However, stomach acid would have clashed horribly with the cummerbund that matched the royal pinkness of her dress. Earlier my brother had joked that pink was for sissies. I agreed whole-heartedly, but didn’t remark back. I’d seen worse. My best friend was wearing some teal-purple vest under his jacket that with the addition of just the slightest bit of electric current, would have lit him up like the Las Vegas Strip.

Her mother came to the door with a smile on her face and a kind word or two about my monkey suit. I felt like a fraud, a child in my father’s clothes as she led me from a foyer filled with nice family portraits to a living room filled with very original art. The mother calmed my nerves slightly by saying her daughter was “still getting ready, but should be right down. Why don’t you sit?” So I planted carefully on the couch, trying desperately not to wrinkle my pants. Soon we were chatting about how wonderful fleeting moments like these were in life and how happy she was that her daughter had picked me to escort her to one of the most memorable nights of her life. I think she was quoting a poem of some kind, when the daughter appeared at the top of the stairs.

She was incredible. At that point in my young life I’d seen no one more beautiful. Still to this day, only two other moments have taken my breath completely away. But this was my first. She smiled, her long, dark hair pulled behind her head in a way that accentuated her always striking smile. Her makeup was that of a seventeen-year-old girl trying to look 25, but slightly beneath the foundation, the energy that always consumed her face shone through like a bright light. I struggled to cough, as my throat grew dry. I could not take my eyes away as she nearly floated down the stairs.

I was still staring, in a trance, when her mother spoke. She spoke again. The third time my trance was broken, because she raised her voice in an impatient way and asked the question: “Well … don’t you think she’s beautiful?”

I did. And to this day I still occasionally play this moment over in my head. I could have gone in so many different directions. However, my brain was truly paralyzed by the beauty before me. I reached and reached, searched and searched and tried desperately to clear the dryness from my throat. Then, after rubbing my neck with my hand, and then running it up my cheek and through my hair Christian-Slater style, I said the most offensive comment I could have conjured.

“She looks … very … nice.”

The breath the Mother took in sucked the life out of the daughter. Beautiful's eyes dropped for a second and the smile that beamed so bright turned down ever so slightly for just a touch of a moment. Then being the sweet, enduring person she always had been, her face lit back up and she said, “You look great.”

But I felt like ass.

FLASH [ stay tuned ]

Thursday, April 05, 2007

We're coming back real soon...

So what's a blogger to do when he doesn't blog? I guess I should stop playing so much on Second Life and get going in real life.
Seriously. Anyway. Stay tuned. There are many more stories to tell. Much more to write. The internet is nothing without information. Right?
So, stay tuned.